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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(via unounderstandgainingweightishard)


jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

(Source: katebishopss)




3 weeks ago

i-am-in-your-fandom:

theperksofbeingseamus:

Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school

tumblr, knowing more about rape culture than governments do

(Source: thetygrinecat, via insomniya)



3 weeks ago

merlinthegrey:

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

(Source: chalkandwater, via spoken-not-written)


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